Halloween In Toyland

Review by Monty Moonlight for The Worst Witch (The Movie)
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Imagine if “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” was made in the mid-eighties, for television, with almost no budget. Also, imagine the hero is a misfit young witch rather than a wizard prodigy, attending an all-girl school for witchcraft. Replace Maggie Smith with Diana Rigg, Richard Harris with Mrs. Garrett from “Facts of Life,” and Lord Voldemort with… Mrs. Garrett from “Facts of Life,” and you have the 1986 classic television Halloween special, “The Worst Witch.”

Fairuza Balk plays Mildred Hubble, the absolutely worst witch at Miss Cackle’s International Academy for Witches. No matter how hard she tries, Mildred screws up everything, from her potions to her broomstick flying, and being tormented by school bully Ethel Hallow doesn’t help her any either. As Halloween approaches, Mildred does her best to improve, especially at flying, knowing that this year’s Halloween guest of honor will be the Grand Wizard himself! To her joy, Mildred manages to make her way onto the team of students who will fly in formation for the Grand Wizard’s visit. Sadly, good ol’ Ethel manages to make Mildred look bad again, and right in front of the Grand Wizard (Tim Curry). Her heart broken, Mildred gathers her belongings and her cat, Tabby, and sets out to run away the following morning, but encounters a group of evil witches plotting in the woods as she makes her getaway. Now, Mildred will have to face her fears and conquer her low self-esteem if she is going to save her friends and school from Miss Cackle’s wicked sister, Agatha, and her plot to take over!

Despite the no-budget special effects, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer-like plot, campy…everything, and a disturbing Halloween night music video performance by Tim Curry himself, “The Worst Witch” is an annual must-watch film at the very least! In fact, it is because of all those reasons, and the fantastic cast, that this film should not be overlooked! It is the best at being the worst! As enjoyable as a cheesy Halloween special can be, and as cheesy as a cheesy Halloween special can be! I’m so glad this is finally on DVD and wish “The Night Dracula Saved the World” (AKA “The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t”) would follow suit. I’m dying to see that ol’ chestnut again! If you’re a fan of Halloween and have strong feelings for 80′s childhood nostalgia, if you are a die-hard Tim Curry or Fairuza Balk fan, or if you just want to know what Harry Potter would have been like on a shoe-string TV budget, “The Worst Witch” is a must see! Based on the popular children’s books by Jill Murphy, “The Worst Witch” was more recently revitalized through a TV series (that I’ve yet to see) which is also available here on Amazon, but for your first look at Mildred Hubble, make sure you see this Fairuza Balk/Tim Curry classic! The Curry video alone is worth the price! Also highly recommended: The Harry Potter film series, “Hocus Pocus,” “The Night Dracula Saved the World,” “The Witches,” “Bewitched,” “Return to Oz,” the Casper film series, “Labyrinth,” and “The Wizard of Oz.”

Extra info about the DVD: While it is great to finally have this classic on DVD, it was clearly produced on a budget to equal the film itself, relatively speaking. The picture quality is about the same as the VHS (without VHS problems), and some DVD players might not play the film properly. For example, I can’t play this at all on my Samsung player. However, it should be noted that, in my experience, Samsung players stink and won’t play an awful lot of DVDs, and I need to replace my player at the first opportunity. The DVD probably plays fine on most other stuff. It plays perfectly on my family’s Sony. Anyway, in addition to that, there are 3 extra feature sections. Two are run of the mill text extras: Cast Bios and Cast Trivia. The third is something to be more aware of, especially if you buy this DVD for your children. The third text extra (actually, on the menu it is the first) is basically a brief schooling on Wicca. That’s right, not the fantasy, Harry Potter style witchcraft of the film, but several pages of basic info on various spells, tools one needs (including a dagger), etc… Yeah, shocking and inappropriate for this particular DVD, since the film is about Halloween style witchery, not the Wicca religion. So, there’s the information, just so you parents can be aware and decide for yourselves whether or not to buy the DVD without an unpleasant surprise. As an adult who grew up with this children’s classic, the extras are not a problem for me to ignore, but I can see how some parents would be very concerned to find such information on a DVD they’ve bought for their small children. If this is a problem for you and you don’t think talking to your kids about it will be enough (or controlling the remote), I recommend seeking out the VHS version. The film by itself is such a wonderful treat that it would be a shame for them to miss it!

Review by C. Johnson for The Worst Witch (The Movie)
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I remeber when I was a kid I watched this movie all the time. The graphics are not that great but still its a good movie for kids 6-12?? It’s a bout a young witch who does nothing right and it not like the other witches, she doesnt even have a black cat her’s is brown. When this DVD comes out I am sure to get it.